Anaheim Ducks Down Week

The Mighty Ducks haven't played much during this past week. The last game was on January 11th against the WInnipeg Jets where the game was a tribute to the long time Duck, Teemu Selanne. He had played for the Ducks since the team came to existence in the 1992-1993 season. He played 20 seasons with the team and was on the Swedish Olympic team 6 times. Spanning 24 years. Over the years he was nicknamed the Finnish Flash.

The Ducks honored his memory with a 5-4 win over the Jets. A team that is right smack in the middle of the playoff pack. The Ducks will play again later this week.

They have assigned Dany Heatley to the Norfolk Admirals on a conditioning loan as he nurses a groin injury.

Yes look at those boobs right there, Take a good look. Wait.. What's this...

There you have it. Blue footed boobies like boobies!! This is ground breaking. I will win a nobel peace price for this astonishing discovery.

White people have been on the weight watchers watch list. Why? It is because they are getting slimmer. This is no good. We have got to fatten them up. Make them ripe for cooking. Yes.. mm. oHH yeah. mmm.