Anaheim Ducks Vs The Toronto Maple Leafs Final score 6-2 in favor of Toronto. Ends The Ducks's 7 game win streak

The above picture shows Patrick Maroon of the Ducks going into the corner for the puck vs a member of the Maple Leafs before getting hit into the boards. Although the Ducks had control of the game for the most part. Especially in the shot department. 42-27. They fell into an early 2 goal deficit before getting a short handed goal from defenseman Sami Vatanen. Toronto then built it's lead to 4 goals to 1 before Ryan Kesler added a goal to the Ducks score. The Maple leafs scored two more and the game ended. Phil Kessel scored 2 goals. Giving him 17 for the season. The Maple leafs are on a 6 game hot streak. The Ducks will look to rebound against the Montreal Canadiens tonight in Montreal. They also play the Dallas Stars tomorrow. Lets hope the Ducks can tap their sticks to victory.

Look at this boob. Look at this boob right now, and just, just stare at it. What the hell is it doing. We don't know. I think it wants to find another boob...

This week. White people have shown their praise for Barack Obama. Oh, wait. No they haven't. There is no praise.

Anaheim Ducks vs The Edmonton OIlers Preview to the game

The two teams will play the second game of their home and home series tonight. The Ducks will be without star forward Corey Perry, who is out 3-4 weeks with a knee injury. The first game of the series was taken by the Ducks, on goals by Ryan Kesler and Matt Beleskey.  2-1. The Oilers record is the worst in the league at the moment. The Ducks have the best record and hold 43 points. Hopefully they'll be able to pull two points out of tonight's game.

Ash is talking about the famous booby bird. If pokemon were real and boobies were apart of the species I would say the same thing.


White people have been eating a large amount of bologna this week. As cases of bologna fever reach a new high for winter.

Philedelphia Flyers vs Anaheim Ducks FInal 5-4 Ducks Win

The Ducks fell behind 3-1 early on but rebounded from goals by Sami Vatanen and Ryan Getzlaf. The Ducks had the opportunity to put the game away in the final 8 seconds but they missed an empty net shot. On the following play the Flyers scored, sending the game into overtime. The Ducks won in the shootout on Corey Perry's shot that got past Steve Mason, the Flyers goaltender. Frederik Andersen, the Ducks goalie was making his 14th straight start. His pad save of Claude Giroux sealed the victory.

The Ducks have moved into first place in the Pacific Division.

The booby seen here is walking. It was most likely on its way to doing something amazing. Look at it. It's a booby. It's feet are blue and pure. It's face is as adorable as a teddy bear. I love boobies.

The above is true. Then again, you can say whatever you want thanks to freedom of speech. White people like bananas. They are a good source of protein. 1.3 grams on average to be exact, the average white person eats them so that they can gain the psychic abilities of an orang-outang. A cool monkey that can commit murders if taken to a bar.

Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks Final 6-4

The Sharks built a big 5-1 lead early on, a lead even the mighty Ducks couldn't come back from. The Ducks led the league with 26 comeback wins last season, this was not one of those.
The Sharks, who are currently out of playoff standings with 26 points, got an early lead from their main man Logan Couture. Matt Beleskey quickly responded with a goal of his own, making the game 1-1. From there the Sharks took control through goals by Logan Couture (2), Joe Pavelski, Tommy Wingels, and Thomas Hertl. The 5-1 lead midway through the second period was just too much to fight. Even though the Ducks pulled within one from two goals from Corey Perry and a goal by Ryan Getzlaf. An empty net goal in the final minutes sealed the deal for the Ducks.
San Jose won the battle of Southern California

As you can see, the Duck was unable to evade the mean Shark this time around. The Ducks will have a few more opportunities to settle the score though. The season is long from over.

As you can see. Not all boobies can satisfy... *sighs*


White people will spend a lot of money this week. Cyber Monday prices this year are pretty good and sales will continue throughout the week. All in preparation for Christmas. Now, I don't know Jesus, but from what I know and have read... He is the least materialistic person to ever roam the earth. We have made a whole season about his birthday, and then we have the nerve to bring an economist on television to tell us how bad the christmas season spending was. "hopefully things will pick up by his crucifixion."