Anaheim Ducks Vs. Toronto Maple Leafs : The Last Post

The Anaheim Ducks made my final post awesome. They shut out the Toronto Maple Leafs 4-0 last night. With Kyle Palmieri's 8th goal of the season and the all star Corey Perry had a hattrick. Frederik Anderson made 28 saves for the win. The Ducks are now back on top as the number one team in the league. Lets hope they can bring home a Stanley Cup trophy in June. GO DUCKS!!

Red feet! WOaaaahh!! WOAH. Boobies have red feet too! That's crazy. Scientists have said that they have red feet because this particular species of bird loves revenge.

I feel like they're going get revenge on this little bastard. Look at him, he's in a position that men everywhere dream about. Oh MY...


White people are starting a new revolution. Twice a month they will have casual lunch. Lunch that will replace regular lunch. It's just lunch. But calling it casual lunch sounds good i guess.

Anaheim Ducks Down Week

The Mighty Ducks haven't played much during this past week. The last game was on January 11th against the WInnipeg Jets where the game was a tribute to the long time Duck, Teemu Selanne. He had played for the Ducks since the team came to existence in the 1992-1993 season. He played 20 seasons with the team and was on the Swedish Olympic team 6 times. Spanning 24 years. Over the years he was nicknamed the Finnish Flash.

The Ducks honored his memory with a 5-4 win over the Jets. A team that is right smack in the middle of the playoff pack. The Ducks will play again later this week.

They have assigned Dany Heatley to the Norfolk Admirals on a conditioning loan as he nurses a groin injury.

Yes look at those boobs right there, Take a good look. Wait.. What's this...

There you have it. Blue footed boobies like boobies!! This is ground breaking. I will win a nobel peace price for this astonishing discovery.

White people have been on the weight watchers watch list. Why? It is because they are getting slimmer. This is no good. We have got to fatten them up. Make them ripe for cooking. Yes.. mm. oHH yeah. mmm.

Anaheim Ducks Vs The Toronto Maple Leafs Final score 6-2 in favor of Toronto. Ends The Ducks's 7 game win streak

The above picture shows Patrick Maroon of the Ducks going into the corner for the puck vs a member of the Maple Leafs before getting hit into the boards. Although the Ducks had control of the game for the most part. Especially in the shot department. 42-27. They fell into an early 2 goal deficit before getting a short handed goal from defenseman Sami Vatanen. Toronto then built it's lead to 4 goals to 1 before Ryan Kesler added a goal to the Ducks score. The Maple leafs scored two more and the game ended. Phil Kessel scored 2 goals. Giving him 17 for the season. The Maple leafs are on a 6 game hot streak. The Ducks will look to rebound against the Montreal Canadiens tonight in Montreal. They also play the Dallas Stars tomorrow. Lets hope the Ducks can tap their sticks to victory.

Look at this boob. Look at this boob right now, and just, just stare at it. What the hell is it doing. We don't know. I think it wants to find another boob...

This week. White people have shown their praise for Barack Obama. Oh, wait. No they haven't. There is no praise.

Anaheim Ducks vs The Edmonton OIlers Preview to the game

The two teams will play the second game of their home and home series tonight. The Ducks will be without star forward Corey Perry, who is out 3-4 weeks with a knee injury. The first game of the series was taken by the Ducks, on goals by Ryan Kesler and Matt Beleskey.  2-1. The Oilers record is the worst in the league at the moment. The Ducks have the best record and hold 43 points. Hopefully they'll be able to pull two points out of tonight's game.

Ash is talking about the famous booby bird. If pokemon were real and boobies were apart of the species I would say the same thing.


White people have been eating a large amount of bologna this week. As cases of bologna fever reach a new high for winter.

Philedelphia Flyers vs Anaheim Ducks FInal 5-4 Ducks Win

The Ducks fell behind 3-1 early on but rebounded from goals by Sami Vatanen and Ryan Getzlaf. The Ducks had the opportunity to put the game away in the final 8 seconds but they missed an empty net shot. On the following play the Flyers scored, sending the game into overtime. The Ducks won in the shootout on Corey Perry's shot that got past Steve Mason, the Flyers goaltender. Frederik Andersen, the Ducks goalie was making his 14th straight start. His pad save of Claude Giroux sealed the victory.

The Ducks have moved into first place in the Pacific Division.

The booby seen here is walking. It was most likely on its way to doing something amazing. Look at it. It's a booby. It's feet are blue and pure. It's face is as adorable as a teddy bear. I love boobies.

The above is true. Then again, you can say whatever you want thanks to freedom of speech. White people like bananas. They are a good source of protein. 1.3 grams on average to be exact, the average white person eats them so that they can gain the psychic abilities of an orang-outang. A cool monkey that can commit murders if taken to a bar.

Anaheim Ducks at San Jose Sharks Final 6-4

The Sharks built a big 5-1 lead early on, a lead even the mighty Ducks couldn't come back from. The Ducks led the league with 26 comeback wins last season, this was not one of those.
The Sharks, who are currently out of playoff standings with 26 points, got an early lead from their main man Logan Couture. Matt Beleskey quickly responded with a goal of his own, making the game 1-1. From there the Sharks took control through goals by Logan Couture (2), Joe Pavelski, Tommy Wingels, and Thomas Hertl. The 5-1 lead midway through the second period was just too much to fight. Even though the Ducks pulled within one from two goals from Corey Perry and a goal by Ryan Getzlaf. An empty net goal in the final minutes sealed the deal for the Ducks.
San Jose won the battle of Southern California

As you can see, the Duck was unable to evade the mean Shark this time around. The Ducks will have a few more opportunities to settle the score though. The season is long from over.

As you can see. Not all boobies can satisfy... *sighs*


White people will spend a lot of money this week. Cyber Monday prices this year are pretty good and sales will continue throughout the week. All in preparation for Christmas. Now, I don't know Jesus, but from what I know and have read... He is the least materialistic person to ever roam the earth. We have made a whole season about his birthday, and then we have the nerve to bring an economist on television to tell us how bad the christmas season spending was. "hopefully things will pick up by his crucifixion."

Anaheim Ducks Vs Calgary Flames and beyond

The Anaheim Ducks and The Calgary Flames clashed at the scotiabank saddledome. It was Calgary goalie Jonas Hiller's first game against his former team. He spent 7 years with the Ducks, dating back to 2007. Kyle Palmieri was making just his second start of the season and an injured Ducks team was forced to battle a surging fire force. The Ducks lost the game, but gained a point in the process since they did not lose in regulation. The Ducks are 1-1-5 through their past 7 games. And yet they have managed to remain atop of the pacific division with 27 points. Tonight they face a rival dating back to 1993 when the Ducks first entered the league... They will be facing off against the Vancouver Canucks, who like the Flames have been surging of late. Can the Ducks win tonight? Let's hope so. Star center Ryan Kesler will be facing his former team for the first time since being traded this past summer. Francois Beauchemin and Devante Smith Pelly make their long awaited returns to the lineup for the Ducks. We can only wait to see what happens. All that we know is that the hard black cylinder must make it's way into the soft and intricately woven mesh behind Vancouver's goal keeper.

 Boobies are an interesting species of bird with blue feet. I love Boobies

Did you know? That the value of a white individual went up 14 cents on the dollar this week due to a recent decline in population. We keep getting murdered, I blame Southie